if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”